If I were you (and I wish that I were you)   All the things I'd do to make my self turn blue   I suppose I'd start by removing all my clothes   Tie my panty hose around my neck      Chorus:   I'll be that girl--and you would be right over   It I were a field, you would be in clover   If I were the sun, you would be in shadow   And if I had a gun, there's be no tomorrow      If you will not have me as myself   perhaps as someone else   perhaps as you I'll be worth noticing   Then even a eunuch wont resist   The magic of a kiss from such as you      Chorus      Its time to kick off your shoes   learn how to choose sadness   Its time to throw off those chains   addle our brains   with madness   'Cause we've got plenty of time   to grow old and die   But when at last your beauty's faded   you'll be glad that I have wiated for you      When you're done    with being beautiful and young   When the course is run, then come to me      Chorus