Oh, well imagine   As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor   And I can't help but to hear   No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words      "What a beautiful wedding!   What a beautiful wedding!?, says a bridesmaid to a waiter   "And yes, but what a shame, what a shame   The poor groom's bride is a whore"      I chime in with a   "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No, it's much better to face these kinds of things   With a sense of poise and rationality      I chime in   "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No, it's much better to face these kinds of things   With a sense of      Well in fact   Well I'll look at it this way   I mean technically our marriage is saved   Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne      Oh! Well in fact   Well I'll look at it this way   I mean technically our marriage is saved   Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne   Pour the champagne      I chime in with a   "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No, it's much better to face these kinds of things   With a sense of poise and rationality      I chime in   "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No, it's much better to face these kinds of things   With a sense of poise and rationality   Again      I chime in   "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No, it's much better to face these kinds of things   With a sense of poise and rationality      I chime in   "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"   No, it's much better to face these kinds of things   With a sense of poise and rationality   Again