While dogs were fuck in the kitchen   My girl just fucked with my mind   „Why don’t you have got a real job   Why are you just fuck your time?”   So i had to go to Murphy’s,   Coz i couldn’t write a rhyme   I drank a lot of whiskey and guiness   And I fucked well fine       When i go to home I bang my girl,    I always do that   Maybe I’m a crazy man but that’s my attitude    When I go out with my Paddys,   We don’t like drink bloody a water,   And when I drink a whiskey,   That’s always what I do