One Friday night I was strolling out   To get me outta here   Go to the pub just for a black stuff   But it ended up with ten beer   Coz a lady came and she start to complain    And bluster to me all night   She paid me the drinks with a pander blink   Then she kissed me with her stinking mouth      Coz this ugly drunken woman   Drinks like a man   But she’s pride like a dame   It’s like the age of romance   We like to dance    In our elegant way   And she paid me drinks for fuck her   And I’m just a bugger   I come round the game   The prey can be another me to fall   She doesn’t care at all      Full of lust we were driving fast   In my car to a cheap motel   She’s turned her brain   Coz the last champaigne   Knocked her out so well   She was out of pride, dressed like a bride   There’s a monkey on my back   Wanted to be wife,   Get a perfect life,   But all I left’s the jack