I've Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman Lyrics by Bobby Bare
Album : Drunk and Crazy [Columbia] , Live at Gilley's [Atlantic]
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(Royal C. Bannon)

I've served my time losing track of the wine
Looking through red eyes at the blues
Holdin' on 'til the very last song
Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose.

Chasing a dream in a whisky world
Down the neon avenue
And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

I've met more than one morning lyin' there
Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"
Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed
Tryin' hard not to leave any clues.

When I start out the evening I'm being selective
But I'll take anything after two
No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle
Make you see it from a different view
Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women
But I've sure woke up with a few.

No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman
But I sure woke up with a few...
(Royal C. Bannon)      I've served my time losing track of the wine   Looking through red eyes at the blues   Holdin' on 'til the very last song   Tryin' to make up my mind who to choose.      Chasing a dream in a whisky world   Down the neon avenue   And I've never gone to bed with an ugly women   But I've sure woke up with a few.      Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle   Make you see it from a different view   Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women   But I've sure woke up with a few.      I've met more than one morning lyin' there   Groanin', cryin', "Lord what did I do?"   Hangin' my head as I slipped from her bed   Tryin' hard not to leave any clues.      When I start out the evening I'm being selective   But I'll take anything after two   No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women   But I've sure woke up with a few.      Ain't it funny how liquor and the flicker of a candle   Make you see it from a different view    Oh, I've never gone to bed with an ugly women   But I've sure woke up with a few.      No, I've never gone to bed with an ugly woman   But I sure woke up with a few...