i woke up with a cough    a germ had gotten on me    and i couldn't get it off of me    my mom would say to take some medicine    right away so i did    real bad cough, yeah, real bad cough    i found a bottle in a drawer    i thought it was cough syrup    but i couldn't have been more wrong    i drank it down and then i found    to my complete amazement    i swallowed some nitro, i swallowed some nitro    i swallowed some nitro, am i gonna die?    i swallowed some nitro, i swallowed some nitro    where does a guy go when he swallows some nitro?    how will i explain this to my mom?    i'll have to call her up and tell her i'm a human bomb    and she will feed me baby food just like the did to grampaw    just like grampaw, just like gramps    oh well, no more taco bell    and smokin' cigarettes will probably get me blown to hell    and if i go, i guarantee, my pop is goin' with me    i swallowed some nitro, i swallowed some nitro    i swallowed some nitro, am i gonna die?    i swallowed some nitro, i swallowed some nitro    where does a guy go when he swallows some nitro?    am i gonna explode?