today is your birthday and the cake   is on fire      send back those invitations   ignore the infomation   there will be no partaking in this useless celebration      won't sing that silly number   it makes me numb and number   another reminder one step closer to six feet under      today is your birthday and the cake   is on fire      i'm an endangered species   life is a fatal disease   the plot unfolds drastic changes take hold you're pushing 90      the genesis was easy   the end is hard to stomach   a real living human being can only take so much      today is your birthday and the cake   is on fire      unhappy birthday to you      i should be optimistic   somehow i must have missed it   the light at the end of the tunnel   blinded me with vision      send back those invitations   ignore the information   there will be no partaking   in this useless celebration      today is your birthday and the cake   is on fire      unhappy birthday      it's ok   just relax   make wish   take a breath   there's a fire in the room   blow it out your wish comes true   except the one that keeps you young      who gives a shit anyway   it's just another day   don't want your gifts anyway   what a day   who gives a shit anyway   it's just a piece of cake   it makes me sick anyway      what a day