Sit back, matter of fact   Teasing, toying, turning, chatting, charming   Hissing, playin' the crowd      Play that song again   Another couple klonopin'   A nod, a glance, a half-hearted bow      Oh, such grace, oh, such beauty   And lipstick and callous   And fishnets and malice   Oh darlin'      You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel      I should, I wish I could, maybe if you were I would   A list of standard issue regrets   One last eighty proof, slouchin' in the corner booth   Baby, it's as good as it gets      Oh, such grace, oh such beauty   So precious, suspicious   And charming and vicious   Oh darlin', you're a million ways   Oh darlin'      You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel      Oh darlin', oh darlin', you're a million ways   Oh darlin', oh darlin', you're a million ways   Oh darlin', oh darlin', you're a million ways to be   Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh      (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel   You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel   You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)      (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   You're a million ways to be cruel   (One zero, zero, zero, zero, zero, zero cruel)   Oh darlin', you're a million ways to be cruel