Sitting for lunch in a square in this town   This town that I'm new to   New fellow from my new town sat me down   And explained it to me      How when I spin from him I spin from myself   The center can double the speed of the crust   Thank you, my treacherous friends   I'm cringing for myself when I cringe for you      Hello, my treacherous friends   And thank you for joining me here tonight   I brought you all here to discuss, as I must   How grateful I am      Hello, my treacherous friends   And thank you for joining me here tonight   I brought you all here to discuss, as I must   How grateful I am for your insights      With regard to my newborn arachnid kids   There's something we must discuss   Perhaps we should sit them down and explain   How not to be saved      Perhaps you could help me to demonstrate   How your center can keep up its sickening spin   Thank you, my treacherous friends   Perhaps for my children your surface will smile      Hello, my treacherous friends   And thank you for joining me here tonight   I brought you all here to discuss, as I must   The fate of my children, the spiders      Hello, my treacherous friends   And thank you for joining me here tonight   I brought you all here to discuss, as I must   How pleasant has been      Hello, my treacherous friends   And thank you for joining me here tonight   I brought you all here to discuss, as I must   How pleasant has been this demise