Be hold the way our fine feathered friend    His virtue doth parade    Thou knowest not my dim witted friend    The picture Thou hast made    Thy vacant brow and Thy tousled hair    Conceal Thy good intent    Thou noble upright, truthful, sincere    And slightly dopey gent    You're my funny Valentine    Sweet comic Valentine    You make me smile with my heart    Your looks are laughable    Unphotographable    Yet you're my favorite work of art    Is your figure less than Greek    Is your mouth a little weak    When you open it to speak    Are you smart?    But don't change a hair for me    Not if you care for me    Stay little Valentine stay    Each day is Valentine's day!