MIMIHow long til next year?ROGERThree and a half minutes. . .MIMII'm giving up my vicesI'm going back, back to schoolEviction or notThis week's be so hotThat long as I got youI know I'll be coolI couldn't crack the love code, dear'Til you made the lock on my heart explodeIt's gonna be a happy New YearA happy New YearMARKCoast is clearYou're supposed to be workingThat's for midnightWhere are they?There isn't much timeMIMIMaybe they're dressingI mean what does one wear thats aproposFor a party - That's also a crimeMAUREENChips, anyone?MARKYou can take the girl out of HicksvilleBut you can't take the Hicksville out of the girlMAUREENMy riot got you on TVI deserve a royaltyMIMIBe nice you twoOr no God awful champagneMAUREENDon' t mind if I doNo luck?ROGERBolted plywood, padlocked with a chainA total dead endMAUREENJust like my ex-girlfriendHoney. . .?I know you're there. . .Please pick up the phoneAre you okay?It's not funnyIt's not fairHow can I atone?Are you okay?I lose controlBut I learn to behaveGive me one more chanceLet me be your slaveI'll kiss your Doc MartensLet me kiss your doc MartensYour every wish I will obeyJOANNEThat might be okayDown girlHeel. . .StayI did a bit of researchWith my friends at Legal AidTechnically, you're squattersThere's hopBut just in caseMARK & JOANNERope!MARKWe can hoist a line--JOANNETo the fire escape--MARKAnd tie off atMARK & JOANNEThat bench!MAUREENI can't take them as chumsJOANNEStart hoisting. . .WenchROGERI think I should be laughingYet I forgetForget how to beginI'm feeling something insideAnd yet I still can't decideIf I should hideOr make a wide open grinLast week I wanted just to disappearMy life was dustBut now it just may be a happy New YearA happy New YearCOLLINSBond - James BondANGELAnd Pussy Galore - in personMIMIPussy - You came preparedANGELI was a boy scout onceAnd a brownie'Til some brat got scaredCOLLINSAha! Moneypenny - My martini!MIMIWill bad champagne do?COLLINSThat's shaken - not stirredCOLLINSPussy - The boltsANGELJust say the word!MIMITwo minutes left to execute our planCOLLINSWhere's everyone else?ROGERPlaying SpidermanMARKIronic close up:Tight on the phone machine's red lightOnce the boho boys are goneThe power mysteriously comes on