You are woman, I am man   You are smaller, so I can be taller than   You are softer to the touch   It’s a feeling I like feeling very much   You are someone    I admire   Still our friendship leaves something to be desired   Doesn’t take more explanation than this   You are woman, I am man   Let’s kiss      Isn’t this the height of nonchalance?   Furnishing a bed in restaurants   Well a bit of dinner hurt- but guess who is gonna be dessert?   Do good girls do just what momma says… when mommas not around?   It’s a feeling... oy vey… what a feeling!      A bit of patế?      Ahh... I drink it all day      Should I do the things he’ll tell me to?   In this pickle, what would Sadie do?   In my soul I feel an inner lack   Just suppose he wants his dinner back?      Just some dried up toast in a sliver   On the top a… a little chopped liver… oh      Hmm… hmm…    How many girls become a sinner, while   Waiting for a roast beef dinner? oh   Most girls slip in ordinary ways   I got style I do it bordelaise   Well at least you think I’m special   You ordered ala carte   It’s a feeling… I like feeling very…      I feel the feeling… down to my toes   Now I feel that there’s a fire here   Try that once … a little higher dear   What a feast to go on such pearl…   Would a convent take a Jewish girl?      Does it take more explanation than this?      Oh... there’s some thrills and chills goin’ through me   If I stop him now… will he sue me?      You are woman.      You are man.      Let’s….