Well just between you and me   I don't know what I'm doing here   In your room close to you   Full of shit and free beer      My brother, the bartender   I tip him well and I drink for free   Oh he takes good care of me   He takes care of me      Anyway, I'm here on my bicycle   I'm too tired to ride on   If it's okay with you   Can I take off these shoes and stay the night?      Well just between you and me, this thing between you and me   Might not be anything worth singing about   Or it might be just what I need   Someone to take my mind off things at the end of a long day      Someone to take my pants off me at the end of a long night   Either way, we're here      We're two bicycles ridden too tired to move   Which of us two is dumb enough to choose   The other as a lover?