I love my wife and that's that   Now I'd best be looking for my hat   Perhaps one drink to calm my nerves   These are dangerous curves      The sober voice inside my head   Says son, "You're engine's running red"   Ease at the handle till she swerves   On these dangerous curves      She's a lot to me   Why you don't get open man   Don't you know you should go   'Fore the damage is done      I tell myself I'm an alright guy   Sometimes I look but I won't lie   And now she's testing my reserve   She's got dangerous curves      She's a dream so extreme   That you can't get her more   It's the gem you can't win   And she's calling your war      Across the room, I see the door   And I still my feet touch the floor   Last chance to exit unobserved   Leads to dangerous curves      A mad man gets what he deserves   These are dangerous curves   She's got dangerous curves   You better go on home   She's got dangerous curves