Darling for you    I think of what I'd so    To keep you safe and sound       I would climb the highest mountain    I would swim the widest sea    I would wrestle a gorilla to the ground    I would fend off a dozen charging rhinos    I would catch a storm of killer bees    I would fight a firey dragon with a wooden sword       If I didn't know what this could do to me    Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)    I'd really like to do it    But I might get hurt       It's dangerous (too dangerous)       I don't feel like bleeding    On my brand new shirt    You might call me cowardly    Or say I'll full of fright    You might call me yellow    And baby you'd be right!       So I'd skip across volcanoes full of lava    I'd even grab a tiger by the tail    I would make fun of    A boxing champion's mother    But my courage and My bowels both would bail      I would fight off a bunch    Of angry Kosacks    I would stop a thousand       Bullets with my hand    I would laugh    As my leg was amputated..    But baby, I'm not that kind of man!       Cause it's too dangerous (too dangerous)       I use big words    But I never do the deed       It's dangerous (too dangerous)       I faint like a baby    If I see somebody bleed    I haven't got a backbone    I'm as timid as a mouse       I would find a cure for this    But I can't leave the house!    Cause it's dangerous    Too dangerous    Too dangerous       For meeee!       For meee!       For me.