I think I got a crush on Celine Dion   the way she beats her chest when she sings a love song   there's something about her, makes me want to feed her   and i'd love to be mister celine dion   She'll sing a song in english, then she'll sing en français   both the songs will suck, but i love her anyway   she's full of emotion, i'm full of devotion   for Celine, and i'll be hers some day      Chorus:   oh Celine Dion, you soft rock my world   won't you please be my Celine   I'd do anything if you'd be my girl   oh be my girl Celine      I sent you cards and letters, but you don't respond   (you don't respond)   you play hard to get, but my heart goes on and on   (on and on.....)   I just want to say, je vous aimerais   and I can see your house from my van      Chorus:   oh Celine Dion, you soft rock my world   won't you please be my Celine   I'd do anything if you'd be my girl   oh be my girl Celine   Celine, Celine, Cleine   her skin's so soft and clean   just like porceline   I wish she'd slather me   with a tub of vaseline   that was a little creepy   I'm sorry Celine (Celine) Celine (Celine) Celine   Celine Dion