Who wants to end all fighting except for in hockey    Who shops for a truck based on the holder for the coffee?    Who stands erect and insecure just like the CN tower?    Who's a superhero but not a superpower?       Canadaman! He eats donuts every day    Canadaman! and tries to keep out of the way    Canadaman! He appreciates input    And he says excuse me if you step on his foot       He can't fly or levitate can barely even jump    Can't see through women's clothing or bounce bullets off his rump    Looks horrible in tights, his Muscle are like lard    But who could save a life with his organ donor's card?       Canadaman! He loves Canadian culture    Canadaman! But what it is he isn't sure    Canadaman! Enjoys the social safety net    But who takes a job in the states the first chance he gets       Canadaman! He knows how to make poutine    Canadaman! And his hero is Lorn Greene    Canadaman! Wears a toque upon his head    He makes it look so easy or should we say e-zed!       Canadaman!