I used to talk about politics, politics, politics,    I used to talk about politics but I don't anymore.    I used to talk about communism, socialism, capitalism    I used to talk about all those isms but now I'm a dad    And all I talk about is baby poo       Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo    Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo       I used to rant about traffic problems,    fender benders, stupid signs    I used to fear an accident    But now I stay at home    And talk about:       Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo    Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo       Sometimes it's all brown and gooey    Sometimes it looks like dijon mustard    Sometimes it's like melted crayon    Sometimes it just smells like POO       I used to talk about philosophy,    Kafka, Descartes, Socrates    I used to think metaphysically    But now I think the world evolves around:       Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo    Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo       Sometimes it feels just like stucco    Sometimes it feels like jello pudding    Sometimes it's like avocado    Sometimes she just pees on me       I used to be real int'resting    Discussing issues of the day    But now I call up my MP    And tell her all about my baby poo       Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo    Baby poo, baby poo    All I talk about is baby poo(x2)