Oh Newfoundland, oh Newfoundland   An island in the sea   I love you oh so very much   I'd join the ministry      To show the people ‘round the rock   When tourist season's here   Although in my opinion   It's a gem throughout the year      Well if you're one for swimmin'   Don't think it's out of reach   You can go and take a dip along Grosse Water Beach   I know the name's misleadin'   That's quite a problem here   Instead let's go to Goobie's and have ourselves a beer      Chorus:   From Woody's Point to Come-by-Chance to good old Fairyland   Come take a look at Gander, Blackhead's mighty grand   Don't let their names deceive you   Newfoundland's mighty fine   So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time      Well you can go to Blow-Me-Down    Before it gets too dark   Oh sorry ma'am, I should've said   That's our provincial park      There's also Whippet Harbor   Or maybe Butterpot   Or maybe I'll just hit the pub,   I'm feeling like a shot.      Well you can sail at Quidi Vidi   And look at Joe Batt's Arm   There's Placentia and there's Cow Head (moo)   They're so full of charm!      Get married down in Kilbride   Have a party in Hate Bay   Or have some screech in Fogo and forget about the day      Chorus      Drinking Verse:   -raa ra ra . .etc.      Chorus      So spend a night in Dildo if you think you've got the time (x3)      COD!