I once had a dog named Bob    And Bob's a funny name for a dog    If you're gonna get a dog, don't name him Bob    My neighbour's name is also Bob    And every time I call my dog    My neighbour Bob shows up without my dog       Hey, Bob, not YOU, Bob    I'm looking for my dog    Have you seen my dog named Bob?    My dog named Bob       Bob the dog drank antifreeze    I got a new dog named Jeez    So I could yell "Oh Jeez!" just when I please    And when Jehovah's Witnesses       Come to my house in Saturdays    I ask them if they'd like to witness Jeez    Holy Jeez, they fell on their knees    They beg me, "Please, can we meet Jeez, pretty please?"    Oh Holy Jeez       Well those Jehovah's Witnesses    Called the Humane Society    They took my Jeez away from me    And then the Catholic diosces    Made a big deal out of Jeez    And now I have to pay to go see Jeez       Hey, Jeez, remember me?    Remember the beach and playing Frisbee with me?    For the love of Jeez