If you haven't heard of me    I wouldn't be surprised    I bet you know my relatives    Their names will never die    My mother is a saint    And my brother is a god    But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob       Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob    A nobody relative of the son of God    If only I'd been born just a little sooner    I'd be more than the brother of God Junior       I have to take the ferry    To cross the Galilee    But not my brother    No not him    He walks across for free       I finally get to work    'Bout a quarter after nine    Already he's turning water into wine       Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob    A nobody relative of the son of God    If only I'd been born just a little sooner    I'd be more than the brother of God Junior       One day when I was home    I heard a mighty roar    (*audience* ROAR!!)    There were a thousand people    Right outside the door    Help us, Jesus, help us!    Came the cheering from the mob    But then they got a look at me    Oh nuts, it's only Bob       Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob    A nobody relative of the son of God    If only I'd been born just a little sooner    I'd be more than the brother of God Junior       He died upon the cross    I thought that I was free    Finally people would get to know    Me for me    (Hi Bob, Hi, Judas!)    This was my big chance    To finally get ahead    The next thing you know    He's rising from the dead       Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob    A nobody relative of the son of God    If only I'd been born just a little sooner    I'd be more than the brother of God Junior       Everybody!    Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob    A nobody relative of the son of God    If only I'd been born just a little sooner    I'd be more than the brother of God Junior       Aaaa-Bob