Malcolm Lyrics by Arrogant Worms
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Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom
Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol
Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law
But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all

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'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw (repeat 3 times)
and he never has the same problem twice

Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late
Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate
Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate
Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight

Chorus

vruum vruum (with accompanied screaming)
Problem solved.
Billy solves his problems by calling up his Mom   Heather solves her problems with drugs and Alcohol   Daniel solves his problems with a doctor and the law   But Malcolm's got his own way and it's better than them all      Chorus   'Cause Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw (repeat 3 times)   and he never has the same problem twice      Whether it's a bill or a cheque arriving late   Rancid marble cheese or a steak that's second rate   Awful TV programs or a broken Elvis plate   Or his fiancee who dumps him because he's gaining weight      Chorus      vruum vruum (with accompanied screaming)   Problem solved.