I am Cow    Hear me moo    I weigh twice as much as you    And I look good on the barbecue    Yogurt, curd, cream cheese, and butter's    Made from liquid from my udders    I am cow, I am cow, hear me moo!       I am cow, eating grass    Methane gas comes out my ass    And out my muzzle when I belch    Oh the ozone layer is thinner    From the outcome of my dinner    I am cow,    I am cow, I've got gas.       I am cow, here I stand    Far and wide upon this land    And I am living everywhere    From B.C. to Newfoundland    You can squeeze my teats my hand    I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,    I am cow, I am cow, I am cow,