I am Cow, hear me moo    I weigh twice as much as you    And I look good on the barbecue    Yogurt, curd, cream cheese and butter's    Made from liquid from my udders    I am Cow, I am Cow, Hear me moo (moo)       I am Cow, eating grass    Methane gas comes out my ass    And out my muzzle when I belch    Oh, the ozone layer is thinner    From the outcome of my dinner    I am Cow, I am Cow, I've got gas       I am Cow, here I stand    Far and wide upon this land    And I am living everywhere    From B.C. to Newfoundland    You can squeeze my teats by hand    I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow    I am Cow, I am Cow, I am Cow!