Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here       Aaahhhggggrrr!    It's just five days till Christmas    I haven't done a thing    Don't even have a Christmas tree       I am panicking    Most lots are all sold out    I search until the night    I end up with a grubby shrub with a case of blight       Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Aaahhhggggrrr!       It's four days till Christmas    Still have to decorate    Spend hours in the basement    Until I find the crate       Of lights and bulbs and popcorn strings    Tangled in a knot    Then I spend the day separating what I've got       Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Aaahhhggggrrr!       It's three days till Christmas    I spent all day writing cards    I started writing letters now I just say best regards    I shove 'em in a mailbox and to the mall I go       To get gifts for Jim and Jane and    Tim and Uncle Joe    (and aunt Mavis and Grandma and ....)       Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Aaahhhggggrrr!       Two days till Christmas    A million things to do    Clean the house    Put on tea, company is due       Where are my relatives    Why haven't they shown up    I bet they're at the airport    I forgot to pick them up       Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Christmas is almost here    Aaahhhggggrrr!       Christmas is here    It's finally Christmas    The kids wake me up at five    I fall downstairs a messy haired zombie, half-alive       Spend all day serving company    Then fall down inert    If these are my holidays    I'd rather stay at work