I'm not talking about an idiot, a moron, a fool    or ignoramus, dunderhead, halfwit, simp or tool    He's got charm and an appeal you can't deny    he's just your everyday dumb guy       dumb guys don't have much to say and it's probably for the best    you rarely hear a dumb guy getting something off his chest    they didnt notice you leave so they dont ask where you've been    you always know exactly where they've been       dumb guys... get all the good looks    dumb guys...dont own alot of books    dumb guys... read the comic strips    dumb guys... and move their lips    dumb guys... got alot of dumb friends    dumb guys... break a bottle on their heads    everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys       dumb guys all got hearts of gold and brains made out of goo    he don't know what he don't know and hes not expected to    if he stares off into space, don't mean he's lost in thought    probably means hes lost       it's always fun to spot the dumb guy in the bar    how much you wanna bet that he can lift a car    and you should punch him in the gut as hard as you can    then lets all watch that dumb guy dance       dumb guys...get all the good looks    dumb guys...don't own alot of books    dumb guys...read the comic strips and    dumb guys...and move their lips    dumb guys...got hot girlfriends    dumb guys...play defensive end    everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys       they are never to sensitive    not the least bit inquisitive    you know them you love them you hang out with them    sometimes you even vote for them       dumb guys...get all the good looks    dumb guys...dont own alot of books    dumb guys...read the comic strips    dumb guys...and move their lips    dumb guys...their spoons dont bend    dumb guys...could be president    everyone knows that everyone loves dumb guys