Edna and Ida are living in a home    both in their eighties, both widows    their kids only call to say    they'll come by some other day    Well christmas came and the kids did not    so Edna said "thats their last shot"    she called a taxi to the bus    which took them down to Las Vegas       Edna and Ida are going on a tear    ripping up the strip and letting down their blue hair    Edna and Ida are spending every cent    of their children's inheritance       Shooting craps down at Ceasers    knocking back margueritas    Ida on her walker Edna in her chair    Dancing on the table throwing money in the air    they were at the strip club making noise    when they spotted two frat boys    who they got drunk and married later    in a ceremony by an Elvis imitator       They laid down for a nap and never got up    at the reading of their wills all the kids showed up    the lawyer read the crumpled note that said "To everyone,    we can't take it with us, but you aint getting none."