I've got a friend named Ida. I really like her so   Her first name is Ida. Her last name is Know.   So when I'm caught red-handed   Here's what I do:   I say "I didn't do it   It was you know who..."      Who put ketchup on the floor? Ida Know   Who put crayon o n the door? Ida Know   When your mother tells you "shame"   And you need someone to blame,   Just remember Ida's name: Ida Know      Who ate Oreos in bed? Ida Know   Hit the baby on the head? Ida Know   If there's trouble and they find it,   Smile and tell them who's behind it   Just one kid could mastermind it: Ida Know      Ida Know-   She's the one who wouldn't shush   She's the one who wouldn't flush   She's a lot of fun to play with   Wo wo wo-   It's the only way to go   Cause when you know Ida Know   There's so much you get away with      Who forgot to do her math? Ida Know   Put a goldfish in the bath? Ida Know   Stuck a finger in the strudel   Used a vacuum on the poodle   Come on, kiddo, use you noodle: Ida Know      So if you do something wrong-Ida Know   You can sing this little song-Ida Know   But if this one doesn't do   here's another one for you:   Ida Wanna-she's good, too   Ida Wanna?   Yes you do   Ida Think So   Yeah her too   Ida Thought So   She's gone to Idaho   Ida Who?   Are we through?   Ida Know