Those annoying little things (annoying little things)   That grab your attention (grab your attention)   By crawling into places,   I wouldn't want to mention      They should be taught some manners (taught some manners)   Despite their height (You're right!)   They shouldn't take what isn't theirs   And it's impolite to fight      Chorus:   Critters on my crackers   Bugs on my baloney   Oh my gosh here comes a bumblebee   Oh my gosh here comes a big bumblebee   Those little things make your stomach grumble   Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble   Fleas in the flour   Stinkbugs in my sweet and sour   Ants in my pants   And that bumblebee was bigger than an elephant   Insignificant little things (insignificant)   When they're on their own (on their own)   But put them in a squadron   They'll eat you to the bone   Delicious little things (yum yum yum)   You shouldn't knock it (you really shouldn't knock it)   Cause you know they taste best   When dipped in chocolate      Chorus      I swear it was this big!      Critters on my crackers   Bugs on my baloney   Oh my gosh here comes a bigger bumblebee   Those little things make your stomach grumble   Make it wanna fumble, tip and tumble   Critters on my crackers   Bugs on my baloney   O Oh!   Fleas, flies, beatles, bugs, maggots, mice, spiders, slugs   Critters, critters, critters   On my crackers