Well, we think this world   Is a real nice place   But we think that it's a crime   That we should have a older brother   Who picks on us all the time   So, next time he's sleeping in his room   We're goin' to sneak in and tie him   Then we'll take him out into the street   And see if someone will buy him      Brother for sale   Only fifty cents   Brother for sale   He's not a big expense   You can hug him   You can bug him   You could buy or rent   Brother for sale,   Only fifty cents      Hey, would anybody like to buy   A slightly used big brother?   Even if you have one now   Trade him for another      He will help you with the chores   And he's fairly clean   The only problem is, sometimes   He can be so mean!      Chorus   Brother for sale   Twenty- five cents   Brother for sale   He's not a big expense   You can hug him   You can bug him   You could buy or rent   Brother for sale,   Twenty-five cents      If mom knew we were selling him   We would really get it   Buy him now, don't pay 'til June   On approved credit   Buy him now, and we'll tell you   What we will do, mister   We'll even throw into the deal   Our little baby sister      Brother for sale   Only ten cents   Brother for sale   He's not a big expense   You can hug him   You can bug him   You could buy or rent   Brother for sale,   Only ten cents      He will always pick you up   When you take a fall   And he's good at showing you   How to catch a ball   He always tells these funny jokes   And does this crazy dance   Hey, wait!   He sounds like a pretty nice guy...   Let's give him one more chance      Our brother's not for sale   Not for any price   Our brother's not for sale   We guess he will suffice   We like to hug him   We like to bug him   He's really rather nice   Our brother's not for sale   Not,    For any price!