Ida, that crazy crazy girl   Ida!   Ida was a girl   The cat had her tongue   But she had our friend   We don't see him anymore   He walked out the door for...   Ida...   Ida...      That wacky wacky chick   IDA!   Ida from the Middle East   Fuck the Middle East   There's too many problems   And one of them is named   Ida...    Ida...      Billy Billy Billiards   Come on home!   ("Yello")   At least we can speak American god damnit!   You wacky wacky wacky wacky heavy metal guy.   Bill...   Heavy metal guy!      (solo)      Ida, that looney looney Floozie.   Ida   Ida hates us all   That's why we wrote this song   Perhaps she'll hear it someday soon   Ida can sing along.      Ida...   Ida...   You bitch.