And funny things happen to Ida,    when little boys look her way    She's not afraid to say hello    It’s just one of her funny days       Give her the key and she's ready to fire    Burn like garbage in the can    She's not colonial or European    Ida ho is just an English man       The mocking monkey isn't talking anymore    Ida lurks behind every door    Give her the key and she's ready to fire    She's a native and she understands    Americana the son of Sam    Cakes and wine and a little sunshine,    she has no heart but a lot of soul.          Oh the mocking monkey doesn’t talk anymore    Ida lurks behind every door    No wise tonight to show them fight       Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind    A public revenge will always get you in the end that's the mess that scalpels make.       She stalks through the streets cheek by jowl       Cheek by jowl, and an awful scowl       That's a nice new dress yes mama chose best       And funny things happen to Ida ho, when the big boys say hello no, no, don’t mess with the girl with a name like Ida Ho       Everything in heaven so fine       The meat men are incredibly kind      What's wrong with those people out there       Do those anxious swordsmen go mad en masse, no Ida ho is saying mass.      Pay your respects with another cigarette.       Everything in heaven so fine      The meat men are incredibly kind    A public revenge will always get you in the end       That's the mess that scalpels make.       She walks through the streets and she's ready to fire, Ida laughs with an awful howl. No jockstrap flags and no more rules no kick ass laughs from the golden mule       Look what a mess, yes mama knows best      Everything in heaven so fine, the meat men are incredibly kind    A public revenge will always get you in the end       That's the mess that scalpels make.       Everything in heaven so fine      The meat men are incredibly kind    A public revenge will always get you in the end       That's the mess that scalpels make.