I don't like you and you don't like me    We don't get along you can plainly see    I just can't wait til the surgery    Conjoined twins we'll no longer be       Our lives are no longer in sync    I'm always blamed for thou you stink    You always act like such a dink    Let's make like sausage and get de-linked       You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you    You need both the kidneys but one will have to do    Seperation anxiety, sounds pretty good to me    This three-legged race is over       You were the Starsky to my Hutch    When we drove you worked the clutch    When the chequ came we'd go Dutch    But I don't like you much       We both need this brand new start    It's not like we could drift apart    On account of the fact we share a heart    New to me you'll be a la carte       You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you    You need both the kidneys but one will have to do    You never had my back even though you have my back    This three-legged race is over       There's one thing that I know is true    Is that one head is better that two    What's yours is yours, what's mine is mine    Siamese twins are the Thais that bind       You want no parts of me and I want no parts of you    You need both the kidneys but one will have to do    Our mental scars will mend and we can still be friends    But this three-legged race, no more two face    Get your own place, is over