Hello!   We're twins, we're twins, yes sir   I am me she is she   Except when I pretend I'm her      And when we switch   You can't tell which is which   You don't know who you're talking to   Because we're identical, 'dentical, 'dentical, identical twins!      We look a lot alike   But we are not alike   I'm loud!...I'm quiet   She's serious...she's a riot   We're totally, totally   Different, different   Identical twins!      We read different stories   We watch different shows   In our slightly different colored hair   We wear different bows      We dance to different music   We laugh at different jokes   Gosh, gosh   It's like we're...two different folks      Though we appear alike   We're nowhere near alike   She's sweet...she's dossy   What's that mean? You're bossy   Says you...it's true   Is not!...Is too!      We're totally, totally   Different, different   Identical twins!      I am not a xerox   I am not a clone   A duplicate, a copycat   A second scoop...on the ice cream cone      Friends, pals, partners, chums   But we're marching to different drums      We look a lot alike   But we are not alike   Two...two, totally...totally, utterly...utterly   Opposite...opposite, totally...totally, different...different   Identical twins!      Twins, twins...etc.      Two...two, totally...opposite, utterly...different   Opposite...utterly, totally...opposite, different...totally   Identical twins!      Identical twins!   Deedle-leedle-lee, dum!