I hung up the telephone and turned on the televisionAfter you told me we were throughIn a little while I'll think about the things that you saidBut right now I've other things to doIt's one-thirty now and in a little whileI'll be watching Sally Jesse RaphaelAt three o'clock Matlock comes onThen it's Jake and the Fatman at fourAt five o'clock I'll watch the early newsNext PBS has foreign film reviewsAnd then you'll find me watching Murder She WroteCHORUS:Yeah I din't really need you at allSo don't even bother to callI'm doing fine on my ownI'll lean back in my easy chairAnd pretend that I just don't careThat you're gone and I'm all aloneI'll look through the TV Guide, I don't care what's insideAny old thing to pass the timeI don't care what but there must be something that I can doTo make me forget about youIt's six-thirty and I've really gotta goBecause I have to watch Eyewitness VideoNext Who's the Boss, it'll be your loss if you don't watch it with meAnd then prime time, the fun never stopsAmerica's Most Wanted, Secret Service and CopsI'll get my RDA of Murder She WroteCHORUS[Spanish translation:I woke up this morning and the sun was goneI turned on the TV to start my dayI think of a girl I used to knowI close my eyes and she's slipped away]And I'm tired of being aloneFor a little while for a little whilefor a little while for a little whileI've been thinking about the things that you saidAnd though I'm hungering for you I regret to inform youI'm too busy to come to the phoneBecause that cool juicer guy is on Channel 29And then I can watch Cher caress some fat lady's hairAnd you know what comes next, phone 1-900-GOOD-SEXAnd though it's time for People's Courtyou know I'm really more the sortTo watch Murder She Wrote