Don't start that talkingI could talk all nightMy mind goes sleep walkin'While I'm puttin' the world to rightCall careers informationGot yourself an occupationOliver's army is here to stayOliver's army are on their wayAnd I would rather be anywhere elseThan here todayThere was a checkpoint CharlieHe didn't pack a smileBut it's no laughing partyWhen you've been on the murder mileOnly takes one inch of triggerOne more widow, one less white niggerOliver's army is here to stayOliver's army are on their wayAnd I would rather be anywhere elseThan here todayHong Kong is up for grabsLondon is full of ab'sWe could be in PalestineOverrun by the chinese lineWith the boys from the merseyAnd the thames and the tyneBut there's no dangerIt's a professional carrerThough it could be arrangedWith just a word in Mr. Churchill's earIf you're out of luck or out of workWe could send you to JohannesburgOliver's army is here to stayOliver's army are on their wayAnd I would rather be anywhere elseThan here todayAnd I would rather be anywhere elseThan here todayAnd I would rather be...