[Ras Kass]   She had me only, almost loosin my cool   Remi and Moet wit brew, shootin pool   Ask me if I wanted a dance, yeah   Made my way to her chair, sugar shake it over here   Fell in love wit the clothes that she didn't wear   Beat the fat derriere, while I whispered in her air   Hope it all about Chippers, I'm tryin to kick it after I tip ya   Pour ya in my champagne glass and sip ya   Tropical, clockin, Latin American mami, Sevita from Guyana   Move like good sex, plus her eyes do the rest   Baby soft flesh, you could rest, who the best   Honey straight bangin ya, puffin the Buddha pest, tatas danglin   Started to flow, she promised not to hurt me   Wrapped her legs around my neck, and worked me, wit a lapdance      [Chorus: RC]   The Henny got me in a zone, I wanna take you home   So we can be alone, for my lapdance   I think I got another dime, just do it one more time   The only thing that's on my mind, is my lapdance      [Ras Kass]   Face cameras on, raspberry lipstick   Had to be twisted, "Not really", she insisted   Experimented a little, but never kissed it   Do I have a girlfriend, she can be my mistress   Pop the P, like it's just for me   Bout three G's, hangin out of G-string V   I don't see nothin wrong wit the hump   Damn, sweetie, don't brake you high heel pump   Gotta keep it crunk though   When the DJ pay, she next on stage   After the song she gotta go, meet you at bar when I'm done   1-51, tie cherries in a knot wit her tongue   Work the poll like Dominique Dawes, without drawers   Applause, brakin niggas like laws   We fantasize for the chance to romance   But it cost 10 dollars for another lapdance      [Chorus]      [RC]   I've been your fool, you know you gotta pay your dues   You wanna get wit Ras and Rueb   Then you must choose, and you know you can't loose   There's somethin bout the way that you shakin your rump   It makes me feel good 'cause I likes to hump   The way you move your body in a sexy way   It makes wanna lapdance everyday      [Ras Kass]   She said 5 for the top, 10 for the bottom   Looked her up and down, said "Hmm, I got 'em"      [RC]   And she worked the nightshift   A dish water blonde, tall and fine   She made a lotta till, ask her what you gotta say, nigga      [Ras Kass]   First of all, she 5'8", I'm 5'6"   But if I put on my Prince heels, can we go on a dance   Had her laughin, like Ras you off the hook   I got 101 positions, that'll leave you shook   Off the books, I'm all yours on all fours   Wit nine chords, so, me and more   Keep it real wit me, pick me up at three   Scooped up in the Lex, and got served for free OohWee      [Chorus]