Intro:   Arabian Voice:Doctor, Doctor, I need help Doctor   Nurse:Sit down and wait your turn   Xzibit: Sit your ass down      Saafir:   You have, scars in your mask like Seal   That ain't for real   We'll have to fix that, yo nigga sit back      Xzibit:   Your flow remind me of a nigga that I just don't feel   Same style and delivery   Might as well have his grill   Pass the scaple, the alcohol, plants   25 hundered get you style enhanced   It's like...      Saafir:   This, mask right will lift your grill   It'll put height in your mack   Don't take to much off   If you want a nose like Michael Jackson      Xzibit:   If you want it done right, nigga come see this   maybe even send your bitch   We can fix them tits   From a C cup to a double D cup   Make them big shits, doctor lick em, yeah      Saafir:   I like to, axe em, jack em for their financial   need a facial I'll change the skin tone in the inner racial   After I'm done, you might have a little pouch tone   Nothin' my scaple can't fix   What kind of face you want      Singing Voice:   I want the kind that make me look like I can rhyme      Saafir:   It'll cost you      Singing Voice:   But I can find the skrilla, if I can have that nigga face named Saafir!      Saafir:   That's inposterous, plus I never cloned a microphone   What type of shit you on, I hope you got insurance   Before I sit you on my gurney   And lead you to an anestetic breather   If ya not broke, I'll save your face like dope and make it right   Casue being fake ain't tight   You need plastic surgury      Hook:   I hear the same ole rhymes, the same ole style    (It seems you need plastic surgury)X5      Xzibit:   I'm located, at, the bottom of the black list   I like to malpractice, complicate a surgury   Intoxicated, smoke cigaretts, drop ass in your gases   feel the utencil, knife is dull like a pencil   And what?    When a nigga place pussy get fucked   Without a kiss or a hug, like contaminated blood,   Transfused from a junkie   With the hair of Jones, I reconstruct the bones   Of all hip hop clones      Ras Kass:   I date fat girls that weight 215   With low self esteem, cause it's easier to get the pussy   I'm performing vinyl liposuctions      Saafir:   Phat MC      Ras Kass:   Phat production, motherfuckin' facial reconstruction   Needles injected 33 RPM of anestic for ? to require cosmetic   sex changes from bitch niggas to ra ra niggas   the only cure for sick lyrics is to implant a hit gimmick      Saafir:   This shit is full blown, you better head to the clinic   After Captain Save A Hoe, we had the luitenit   Operate get straight, we hear to seperate the fake from the classic   niggas get blasted if they plastic      Hook      Ras Kass:   I'm like Dougie Howser MD with a desert eagle   Criminal Genius   operation, seperatin' them siamese twins hangin' beneath them niggas penis   Take it to your face like a skin graph   rappers, I specialize in talent transplants (word?)   You want (phat) fat lips nurse get to college    And ten tons of stomach pumps from all the cum you and Richard Gere be   swallowin'   Now followin' aks Vanna to buy you flowers   so you can C (see) I A (aye) E-Swift O (Oh) U (you) know Y (why)   We remain uncontested to the contender, we can    Million Man March all the way to December   January, Feburary 28th      Saafir:   I, never, wash my hands   The only rubber gloves I wear is on my dick   But I'll split you quick   Like Jackie Chan, the way I switch my wristhand   I make ya sick, but I'm a doctor, don't trip   Hopefully, in surgury, I won't slip   on a tile that file and twist ya lips   Like Collin Powell   Descriptions I'm overwrite   For the ones thats over bitin' on dental records    bitin', to God, send your blessings   I'll put your mask on, fast like Romidon minks   and bitches, I have, ? half blind in the paper, they named me   A Large Professor, a Mad Scientist, with a long line of clients   BITCH! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE   You don't have an appointment or an application   For me to attack your face in my practice   Never lackin' when I"m insurting these plastic patches   Seems like you need plastic surgury