Well I broke my nail on your coffin lid   Trying to get to the beauty within   Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine      Digging a grave while wearing a skirt   Asking for trouble, gonna get myself hurt   But its fine, you're gonna be mine      Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes   You make me warm and fuzzy inside   Now my wigs all frizzy   And I've got a run in my hose   Rigor mortis has been kind to you    And left you in a sexy pose      Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver   You're gonna be mine      This transvestite moves by moonlight   With six inch heels and a pink flashlight   Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine      I put you in the back of my Cadillac   Next to my lingerie and tire jack   Oh yeah, you're gonna be mine      Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes   You make me warm and fuzzy inside   Now my wigs all frizzy   And I've got a run in my hose   Rigor mortis has been kind to you    And left you in a sexy pose      Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver   You're gonna be mine      All right, dig 'em up   Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi   Oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi, oi   Alright       Let me wipe those maggots from your eyes   You make me warm and fuzzy inside   Now my wigs all frizzy   And I've got a run in my hose   Rigor mortis has been kind to you    And left you in a sexy pose      Happily, I'm so happily ever cadaver   You're gonna be mine