Holy cow, I think I've got one here   Now just what am I s'posed to do?   I've got a number of irrational fears that I'd like to share with you   First, there's rules about old goats like me   Hangin' 'round with chicks like you, but I do like you   And another one, you say, "Like" too much      But I'm shakin' at your touch, I like you way too much   My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you   I'd do 'bout anything to get the hell out alive   Or maybe I would rather settle down with you      Holy moly, baby wouldn't you know it?   Just as I was bustin' loose   I've gotta go turn in my rock star card and get fat and old with you   'Cuz I'm a burning candle, you're a gentle moth   Teaching me to look a little bit kinder and I do like you   You're the lucky one, no, I'm the lucky one      I'm shakin' at your touch, I like you way too much   My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you   I'd do 'bout anything to get the hell out alive   Or maybe I would rather settle down with you, oh      Holy sweeps, goddamn, you left your cello in the basement   I admired the glowing stars and tried to play a tune   I can't believe how bad I suck, it's true   What could you possibly see in little ol' 3-chord me?   But I do like you and you like me too!   I'm ready, let's do it baby      I'm shakin' at your touch, I like you way too much   My baby I'm afraid I'm falling for you   I'd do 'bout anything to get the hell out alive   Or maybe I would rather settle down with you   Down with you