Leave me alone, I won't pick up the phone   And I won't listen to messages   Sent by someone who calls up and says   "I don't like how you're living my life"      Get yourself a wife   Get yourself a job   You're livin' a dream   Don't you be a slob      Leave me again, don't hang out in my den   Waiting for little clues to appear   That I drank some of Granddaddy's beer   I don't like how you're living my life      Get yourself a wife   Get yourself a job   You're livin' a dream   Don't you be a slob, slob, slob      Waiting for little clues to appear   That I drank some of Granddaddy's beer   I don't like how you're living my life      Get yourself a wife   Get yourself a job   You're livin' a dream   Don't you be a slob, slob, slob