(yeah... Check me.)When I look in the mirrorI can't believe what I seeTell me, who's that funky dudestarin' back at me?Broken, beaten down can't even get aroundwithout an old-man cane I fall and hit the groundShivering in the cold, I'm bitter and aloneExcuse the bitchin' - I shouldn't complainI should have no feeling, this feeling and this painas everything I need is denied meand everything I want is taken away from meBut who do I got to blame? Nobody but meI don't wanna be a old man anymoreIt's been a year or two since I was out on the floorShakin' booty, makin' sweet love all the nightIt's time I got back to the good lifeIt's time I got back, it's time I got backand I don't even know how I got off the trackI wanna go back, yeah!Screw this crap, I've had it!I ain't no mr. coolI'm a pig, I'm a dogso 'scuse me if I droolI ain't gonna hurt nobodyain't gonna cause a sceneI just need to admit I want sugar in my teaHear me? (Hear me?) I want sugar in my tea!Chorus