Pornography      Well, I pretend I can't hang up the phone   'Cause if I do then he gets you   And I'll be in this room alone   Staring at the carpet   Wondering how they made it      And you would say I should not be afraid   I'm better off alone and free   'Cause no one can put up with me   And your mom don't like me either   Now I don't have to meet her      You and me   We end up in catastrophe   But I have got one more thing to add      Okay, so I'm a jerk and I'm a weirdo   And even if I'm lucky I'll amount to zero   But I thought that you'd love me anyway      I'm so not even worth it   But baby, no one's perfect   Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway   Anyway      You're not the type of girl who takes advice   Still all that shit your parents said   Still bouncing round inside your head   "You two will never make it, if you build it, he will break it"      You and me   They sum us up so poignantly   But I have got one more thing to add      Okay, so I'm a jerk and I'm a weirdo   And even if I'm lucky I'll amount to zero   But I thought that you'd love me anyway      I'm so not even worth it   But baby, no one's perfect   Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway   Anyway      Maybe you'll never play the guitar   And maybe you'll never sing in harmony with me   Maybe you can't rock the AC/DC   Well, hell still ain't a bad place to be if you're with me   Anyway      Okay, so I'm a jerk and I'm a weirdo   And even if I'm lucky I'll amount to zero   But I thought that you'd love me anyway      I'm so not even worth it   But baby, no one's perfect   Yeah, I thought that you'd love me anyway   Anyway      And the end goes like this