Christopher calls me   He calls me complaining   He?s already waited   Too long to begin      The world is on one side   And I'm on the other   And I read in a magazine   And I am what I is, I am      Brian, the actor   He caters on Saturdays   With cuff link and bowie   He can bring me a drink      He tells me he sweats it   Like pig in a blanket   And I ran out of toothpicks   But I don't have to think and I am      But autumn will come   And everyone loves you   When you've already won   And I'm here to tell you      That I don't care if up turns you down   I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is   When I am what I am, when I am what I is"      Katie is lonely   She lives with her parents   She saves all her money   So she can spend it in Spain      Her mums doesn't get it   She says to forget it   I told her we're different   But she knows we're the same and I am      But autumn will come   And everyone loves you   When you've already won   And I'm here to tell you      That I don't care if up turns you down   I will hear you say, "I am what I am, when I am what I is   When I am what I am, when I am what I is"      Christopher calls me   He calls me complaining      When I am what I am, when I am what I is   (Christopher calls me)      When I am what I am, when I am what I is   (Christopher calls me)      When I am what I am, when I am what I is   (Christopher calls me)   ...