Hey There Mr.Marlboro Man   What you gonna do   when there's nobody left   but yer smoke choking self to abuse      Hey There Mr.C.E.O. Man   who you gonna be   When yer daughter and me   hop the first cheap flight to Fiji or Paris      There you go telling me how I feel again   There you go telling me what you need again   There you go telling me how to be again   Just like you, Ain't it true      Just like that nasty King Kong   Cock strong and half a block long   There weren't nothin' as strong   As the song that I wrote when you dissed me      Hey There Mr.Fraternity Boy   whatcha gonna say   When its time to admit   to yer family 'n' shit   That yer gay, anyway      Hey There, Mr.Head-in-the-clouds   You know what I found   Got the tape of the rape   and you ask how I found   How profound, pass around      CHORUS      And everythings alright   Leave it alone tonight   Everythings ok   Just tell yer Mom yer gay