How dare you wear a robe to preside?   How dare you cover your head to hide   Your face from God?      How dare you smile from behind your beard   To hide the fact your hearts a feared   And wave your rod?      How dare you be the one to access   Me in this God-forsaken mess   You, a man in a purple dress   A man in a purple dress      You are all the same   Gilded and absurd   Regal fast to blame   Rulers by lost word      Men above men, all brats   With your high hats      You priest, you mullah so high   You Pope, you wise rabbi   You're invisible to me   Like vapor from the sea      How dare you, do you think I'll quietly go?   You are much braver than you know   For I come die      Your staff, your stick, your special cap   They'll protect in hell, what crap   Leave the lie      How dare you be the one to access   Me in this God-forsaken mess   You, a man in a purple dress   A man in a purple dress      When you place your frown   Between my god and prayer   However grand your crown   Would dignify your hair      Men above men, all brats   In your high hats      You priest, you mullah so high   You Pope, you wise rabbi   You're invisible to me   Like vapor from the sea      I lovingly mock you noble lords   We all dress up too grand to waltz   I do that as well      I dare condemn your fashion sense   At least you're not a stride offense   That would not sell      But I will deliver this address   Your souls' condition don't impress   You, a man in a purple dress   A man in a purple dress