Tainted food ain't it great   There it sits upon the plate   Insect fragments everywhere   And a piece of someone's hair      This is what they call a stew   You have to fight the urge to spew   On a scale of one to ten   Lets just say its minus friend      Just a side of rotten meat   And inside a special treat   Irradiate to kill the germs   Then afterwards they add the worms      Tainted meal oh so grand   On the label there's no brand   Grab a fork and scoop it up   Spoiled milk inside the cup   And it hits you oh so quick   Suddenly you're getting sick      Empty cupboard our last meal   After this we'll never heal   Grab a fork and dig right in   It's the worst its ever been      Expiration date last year   Botulism drawing near   Plus it smells like chlorine bleach   Product safety out of reach      Tainted meal oh so grand   On the label there's no brand   Grab a fork and scoop it up   Spoiled milk inside the cup   And it hits you oh so quick   Suddenly you're getting sick