Get a bandage put it on the problem   Find a drawer or get a secret hideaway   Lifes too short to actually try to fix it   Run for lunch and delegate authority      Too much work to simply authorize it   Call downstairs to another department   Play for time and hope that they forget it   Go online see what the spammers sent      Don't you know what I'm talking about   Don't you know what I'm talking about      Nothing to do but talk on the telephone   Time well spent while planning the golf trip   Have a meeting to talk about nothing   Ignoring everybody on the second shift      Come in late but they have to leave early   Too much for them we have to fix the mess   Special parking spot by the front door   Ask for answers managers only guess      Don't you know what I'm talking about   Don't you know what I'm talking about      Don't you know it isn't my problem   Pass the buck to somebody else that cares   Pick another idiot to fetch it   Hows the market what about the bonus shares      Don't ask them they're only getting twice the pay   Don't ask them they never care what you say   Don't ask them especially for money   Don't ask them they only think its funny