The woman makes the men all pause   And if you got a woman, she might make you forget yours   There's a 5 letter word to describe her character   But her brains being washed by an actor   And every real man that tries to approach   Come the closer he comes, he gets dissed like a roach      I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel   Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!      She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch   She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch      2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched, she said, all added up to zero   And nothing in her head, she turns and turns   And she hopes the soaps are for real   She learns is that it ain't true, nope   But she won't survive and rather die and lie   Falls a fool for some dude on a tube      I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel   Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!      She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch   She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch      Trouble vision for a sister because I know she don't know   I quote her brains retrained by a 24 inch remote   Revolution, a solution for all our children   But all her children don't mean as much as the show   I mean watch her worship the screen   And fiend for a TV ad and it just makes me mad      I don't think I can handle, she goes channel to channel   Cold lookin' for that hero, she watch channel zero?!      She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch   She watch, she watch, she watch, she watch