We're only making plans for Nigel   We only want what's best for him   We're only making plans for Nigel   Nigel just needs that helping hand      And if young Nigel says he's happy   He must be happy, he must be happy   He must be happy in his world      We're only making plans   We're only making plans   We're only making plans for Nigel      We're only making plans for Nigel   He has no future in a British steel   We're only making plans for Nigel   Nigel's whole future is as good as sealed      And when young Nigel says he's happy   He must be happy   He must be happy   He must be happy in his world      Nigel is not outspoken   But he likes to speak   And loves to be spoken to   Nigel is happy in his world      We're only making plans   Yeah we're only making plans   We're only making plans   We're only making plans   We're only making plans   We're only making plans   We're only making plans   We're only making plans   We're only making plans for Nigel